Total Medals Earned: 828 (From 109 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,450 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/65 points)
Complete Easy Mode with no errors.
Complete Moderate Mode with no errors.
Complete Hard Mode with no errors.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (30/35 points)
You just kill first Uberkid
You choose Pico
You choose Rodrigo
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
You've upgraded!
You are now earning passive points!
Wow, you have 100 points!
Wow
now that's just excessive
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (70/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
travel 50,000P
change a setting
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/125 points)
Played the game for the first time
Play 1 round
Place top 3 one time
Play 5 rounds
Play 10 rounds
Place top 3 5 times
Place top 3 10 times!
Won 1st place one time
Won 1st place five times
Won 1st place 10 times!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/115 points)
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Quit a song once started
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.